Ah, great to see you once more, sir. The same old? Kool-Help Grain Alcohol Martini with a twisty straw. In fact. And I see you’re carrying a brand new watch. The MQT Essential Mirror. Fairly placing.
I see the watch has a quartz ETA motion – an appropriate motion by any commonplace – and a really elegant face and palms mixture. What’s that? It has a quickset date? In fact, no watch over $200 would skimp on that straightforward complication. $251 you say? On a silver mesh band, often known as a Milanese? A relative cut price, given its pedigree.
In fact, sir. I’ve spoken with the chef and she or he’s getting ready your Ritz crackers with Straightforward Cheese as we converse. Do inform me extra about this watch. It appears to be certainly one of your solely redeeming options.
What was that? No, I stated nothing below my breath. Do go on.
Made in Berne, Switzerland, you say, by a pair of watchmakers, Hanna and Tom Heer, who left their high-paying jobs to make watches? And their aim is to not create a wonderful quartz piece that’s eminently wearable but fairly delicate? Laudable, sir, laudable. I particularly like the skinny 41mm case. It’s so mild and ethereal! Not not like your Supreme baseball cap.
No, after all sir, we nonetheless give away all of the mints you possibly can eat after the meal. In case you’d like I can tie that lobster bib round your neck. There we’re. Good and comfortable.
They usually make a marble model? Fantastic! That hearkens again to the Tissot Rock Watches of yore. A delight, really.
You’ve acquired a little bit of cheese in your beard. Let me get… oh. I’m sorry to say that my hand acquired into the best way of your pendulous tongue. I’m very sorry, sir.
Properly, it’s been great chatting with you. I’ll depart you to your Rick and Morty comics. What’s that? Caviar in an ice cream cone? With sprinkles? In fact. I’ll see what I can do. I do commend you, sir, all issues being equal, in your style in watches.